From pristine pink dream homes to completely curated outfits that simply transition from daytime to seaside days, Barbieland has all of it. Who would not wish to stay in it? However as anybody who has seen the Barbie film is aware of all too effectively, dwelling within the Actual World has its very human advantages, too. Both method, it’s possible you’ll very effectively end up wishing you possibly can step into Greta Gerwig’s vibrantly hued feminist fable as a Barbie character, whether or not that is Stereotypical Barbie (Margot Robbie), President Barbie (Issa Rae), Bizarre Barbie (Kate McKinnon), or yup, presumably even one of many Kens.
To get a way of who you would be for those who have been to do this, look no additional than your private astrology. As you learn on, contemplate not solely your solar signal (which speaks to your self-image and identification) however your moon signal (your emotional compass) and your rising signal (the way you current your self out on the earth).
Aries (March 21-April 19): Ken
The primary signal of the zodiac, Aries is playful, harmless, fun-loving, and aggressive, very like Ken (the unique, performed by Ryan Gosling). It is also the cardinal hearth signal dominated by Mars, the planet of motion, power, and even anger, which may flare up while you’re embracing impulsivity and never taking enough time to acknowledge and work by way of complicated feelings. However like Barbieland’s male lead, these born beneath the signal of the Ram are at all times up for a problem and often discover a option to come out on prime — ideally by embracing precisely who they’re.
Taurus (April 20-Could 20): Physician Barbie
Dr. Barbie isn’t solely an excellent, regular doctor able to tending to anybody who may need a medical mishap (like Ken, who wipes out trying to surf onerous plastic waves), however she’s additionally up for partying when the second requires it. Taurus, the fastened earth signal dominated by magnificence and pleasure-loving Venus, has a singular capability to be calm in a disaster and stay within the second. That mentioned, it stands to purpose that the highest doc in Barbieland — who doubles as a DJ when the lights go down — is a pleasure-loving Bull who can observe mindfulness in addition to she does drugs.
Gemini (Could 21-June 20): Lawyer Barbie
Lawyer Barbie is a grasp of language who can simply win a jury over along with her sensible, applause-spurring communication expertise, that are innate to the mutable air signal dominated by messenger Mercury. Social Geminis even have a large circle of mates very like this doll-turned-attorney. And symbolized by the Twins, there are two sides to Geminis — maybe shy and reserved at occasions, and outgoing and outspoken at others, and we see these assorted sides of Lawyer Barbie as she navigates one majorly game-changing second in Barbieland historical past.
Most cancers (June 21-July 22): Midge
Midge tends to spur plenty of shock and punchlines, as a result of as the primary and solely pregnant Barbie doll, she was a bit complicated to clients (yep, apparently Barbies can have infants) and ended up being discontinued. However just like the cardinal water signal Most cancers, Midge is nice, pleasant, and maternal. Dominated by the intuitive moon, individuals born beneath the signal of the Crab are emotionally clever, naturally super-funny, innately nurturing, and family-oriented. Midge does crack everybody up — and lives in Skipper’s home, so clearly she’s a Most cancers.
Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): Stereotypical Barbie
Stereotypical Barbie is sunny, optimistic, pushed, and loves a very good dance get together — so, clearly, she’s a Leo. The fastened hearth signal is dominated by the solar, which oversees self-image and confidence, however when a Leo is stripped away from the highlight, they could start to have a little bit of an existential disaster. Stereotypical Barbie can be unaccustomed to the shadow facet of life (*cough* like ideas of dying), preferring to deal with vitality and the intense facet of each story, which is kind of Leonine. Nonetheless, as soon as she is ready to wrap her arms round the fantastic thing about being flawed, she’s fast to really feel empowered — and empower others, which is a signature Leo trait.
Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Sasha
Although Virgo could have a repute for being crucial and nitpicky, individuals born beneath the mutable earth signal are service-oriented pragmatists who care deeply about serving to others, identical to Sasha. The younger teen can be detail-oriented, articulate past her years, and fast to share her brainy, feminist sizzling takes — strengths that Virgo is afforded because of being dominated by Mercury, the planet of communication. And like Sasha when she’s working in tandem along with her mother, Gloria, the signal symbolized by the Maiden is almost unmatched on the subject of making use of their grounded work ethic. TBH, their perfectionist efforts nearly at all times result in applause-worthy outcomes.
Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Diplomat Barbie
Deeply invested in bringing steadiness to each facet of life, Libra is the cardinal air signal dominated by Venus, the planet of romance and wonder. Diplomat Barbie touts her Libran charms by carrying a ballgown and awarding fellow Barbies whereas successful awards herself. And for those who have been born beneath the signal of the Scales, you are seemingly as invested as Diplomat Barbie in being a social butterfly and benefiting from each alternative to have a good time and applaud your extensive circle of mates.
Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Gloria
Pushed, hardworking, and able to entering into their energy, Scorpio is the fastened water signal dominated by go-getter Mars and transformative Pluto. Whereas she could be struggling to really feel solely empowered, Gloria in the end provides Barbieland — and teary audiences — a game-changing, memorable speech in an awe-inspiring, magnetic method that is really Scorpionic. To not point out that Scorpios can not help however surprise concerning the darker facet of life, occupied with exploring our shadow sides and mortality, one thing that Gloria finds herself diving into headfirst.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): President Barbie
Joyful, outgoing, and the lifetime of the get together like President Barbie, Sagittarius is dominated by Jupiter, the planet of abundance, growth, and philosophy. The mutable hearth signal’s M.O. is totally “go big or go home,” exuding a lot of feel-good power and knowledge. Sag additionally tends to don’t have any drawback providing their unfiltered ideas and opinions whereas additionally cheering others on. In truth, individuals born beneath the signal of the Archer are naturally at house within the highlight, which makes them really charismatic leaders, identical to the chief of Barbieland.
Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Author Barbie
Having received a Nobel Prize, Author Barbie is vastly invested in her work — simply as a Capricorn could be. As a result of Cap is dominated by Saturn, the taskmaster planet, the cardinal earth signal is industrious, pushed, pragmatic, and goal-oriented. You’ll be able to inform Author Barbie is a bit professorial, clever past her years, and really mental. She could possibly be the Barbie to doc the historical past of Barbieland in a must-read tome someday — all traits which might be consistent with tradition-revering, down-to-earth Sea Goat.
Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Bizarre Barbie
Dominated by Uranus, the planet of rise up, the fastened air signal is proudly — and typically, obstinately — obsessive about placing out in opposition to conference and embracing their tendency to march to the beat of their very own drum, very like Bizarre Barbie. Uranus can be the planet of electrical energy and sudden change, so Aquarians get a kick out of stunning others by being on the market or rejecting social norms — no matter these are. Bizarre Barbie is mainly to Barbieland what the Wizard is to Oz, and that is additionally a task a unusual, cerebral, community-oriented Aquarian might simply step into. They’re additionally humanitarian at coronary heart, and whereas she could also be a doll, Bizarre Barbie is unafraid to attach with the flawed, human facet of her character.
Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): Mermaid Barbie
Inventive, dreamy, and innately magical, Mermaid Barbie is undoubtedly a Pisces, the mutable water signal symbolized by the fish. Dominated by Neptune, the planet of spirituality, Pisceans are pure empaths and encourage others with their capability to deliver all issues imaginative and surreal into on a regular basis life, very like the one Barbie to sport a fishtail. And since the ocean is really therapeutic and centering for Pisces, they’d ideally like to stay within the water, identical to Mermaid Barbie — or no less than as near it as doable.
