After the third wave of the COVID19 pandemic, movie enterprise appears to be on its manner again. Masala entertainers particularly are queuing up for launch weeks prematurely. Within the final 20 years, and notably the final two years, Hindi cinema has skilled a visual transformation in each division – from writing spiral-bound screenplays to having screen-tests for artistes. Within the act of making drama on paper, dialogues have at all times performed a key function. With masala movies again in theatres, Bombay Occasions doffs its hat to among the most interesting, wittiest and in addition broadly recalled dialogues which have made watching motion pictures a memorable expertise…

BHAARI BHARKAM

Tumhara Pakistan zindabaad hai, isse hume koi aitraaz nahi, magar humara Hindustan zindabad tha, zindabad hai, zindabaad rahega

*Tumhara Pakistan zindabaad hai, isse hume koi aitraaz nahi, magar humara Hindustan zindabad tha, zindabad hai, zindabaad rahega!

Movie: Gadar: Ek Prem Katha (2001); Author: Shaktiman Talwar

*Babuji ne kaha gaon chhod do … sab ne kaha Paro ko chhod do … Paro ne kaha sharab chhod do … aaj tumne keh diya haweli chhod do … ek din aayega jab woh kahenge, duniya hello chhod do

Movie: Devdas (2002); Author: Prakash Kapadia

Aaj... aaj ek hasi aur baant lo, aaj ek dua aur maang lo, aaj ek ansoon aur pee lo...aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo...kya pataa, kal ho naa ho

*Aaj… aaj ek hasi aur baant lo, aaj ek dua aur maang lo, aaj ek ansoon aur pee lo…aaj ek sapna aur dekh lo…kya pataa, kal ho naa ho

Movie: Kal Ho Naa Ho (2003); Author: Niranjan Iyengar

*Ab bhi jiska khoon na khaula, khoon nahin voh paani hai. Joh desh ke kaam na aaye woh bekaar jawaani hai

Movie: Rang De Basanti (2006); Author: Prasoon Joshi

Sattar minute. Sattar minute hai tumhare paas, shayad tumhari zindagi ke sabse khaas sattar minute. Aaj tum achcha khelo ya bura, yeh sattar minute tumhe zindagi bhar yaad rahenge...

*Sattar minute. Sattar minute hai tumhare paas, shayad tumhari zindagi ke sabse khaas sattar minute. Aaj tum achcha khelo ya bura, yeh sattar minute tumhe zindagi bhar yaad rahenge…

Movie: Chak De! India (2007); Author: Jaideep Sahni

Bachcha kaabil bano, kaabil…kaamyaabi toh saali jhak maarke peeche bhagegi

*Bachcha kaabil bano, kaabil…kaamyaabi toh saali jhak maarke peeche bhagegi

Movie: 3 Idiots (2009); Author(s): Rajkumar Hirani, Abhijat Joshi

*Raaste ki parwah karoonga toh, manzil bura maan jayegi

Movie: As soon as Upon A Time in Mumbaai (2010); Author: Rajat Aroraa

Insaan ko dibbe mein sirf tab bandh hona chahiye jab woh mar chuka ho

*Insaan ko dibbe mein sirf tab bandh hona chahiye jab woh mar chuka ho

Movie: Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara (2011); Author: Farhan Akhtar

*Kahin pahunchne ke liye, kahin se nikalna bahut zaroori hota hai
Movie: Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani (2013); Author: Hussain Dalal

*Darya bhi essential, darakht bhi essential. Jhelum bhi essential, Chinar bhi essential. Dair bhi hoon, haram bhi hoon. Shia bhi hoon, Sunni bhi hoon, essential hoon pandit. Principal tha, essential hoon aur essential hello rahoonga

Movie: Haider (2014); Author: Vishal Bhardwaj

*Insaan ka emotion uska movement ke saath juda hua hai

Movie: Piku (2015); Author: Juhi Chaturvedi

*Na sirf ek shabd nahi, apne aap mein ek poora vakya hai
Movie: Pink (2016); Author: Ritesh Shah

*Ek tarfa pyar ki taaqat hello kuch aur hoti hai…

Movie: Ae Dil Hai Mushkil (2016); Author(s): Karan Johar, Niranjan Iyengar

SEETI-MAAR LINES THAT THE JUNTA LOVES TO REPEAT…

*Yeh Kabira Talking mast naam hai re

Movie: Hera Pheri (2000); Author: Neeraj Vora

*Woh kaun tha jisne palat kar Poo ko nahi dekha?
Movie: Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Ghum (2001); Author: Karan Johar

*Perfection ko enhance karna mushkil hota hai…

Movie: Dil Chahta Hai (2001); Author: Farhan Akhtar

*Yeh jism pyar karna nahi jaanta, yeh jaanta hai toh sirf bhookh… jism ki bhookh!

Movie: Jism (2003); Author: Niranjan Iyengar

Emergency mein koi pada ho toh form bharna zaroori hai kya?

*Emergency mein koi pada ho toh type bharna zaroori hai kya?

Movie: Munnabhai MBBS (2003); Author: Abbas Tyrewala

*Mujhe states ke naam nahi sunai dete hai na dikhai dete hai. Sirf ek mulk ka naam sunai deta hai: I-N-D-I-A

Movie: Chak De! India (2007); Author: Jaideep Sahni

Bachpan se hi na, mujhe shaadi karne ka bahut craze hai, by god!

*Bachpan se hello na, mujhe shaadi karne ka bahut craze hai, by god!

Movie: Jab We Met (2007); Author: Imtiaz Ali

*Ek baar jo maine dedication kar di, toh essential apne aap ki bhi nahi sunta
Movie: Needed (2009); Author(s): Shiraz Ahmed, Sunil Kumar Agrawal

*Dua mein yaad rakhna

Movie: As soon as Upon A Time in Mumbaai (2010); Author: Rajat Aroraa

Hum tum mein itne chhed karenge ki confuse ho jaaoge, ki saans kahan se le aur paadein kahan se

*Hum tum mein itne chhed karenge ki confuse ho jaaoge, ki saans kahan se le aur paadein kahan se

Movie: Dabangg (2010); Author (s): Dilip Shukla, Abhinav Kashyap

*My Identify is Khan and I’m not a terrorist

Movie: My Identify Is Khan (2010); Author(s): Shibani Bathija, Niranjan Iyengar

Jisme hai dum toh fakht Bajirao Singham

*Jisme hai dum toh fakht Bajirao Singham

Movie: Singham (2010); Author(s): Farhad Samji-Sajid Samji

*Tumhara ishq, ishq… aur humara ishq, intercourse

Movie: Ishqiya (2010); Author: Vishal Bhardwaj

Filmein sirf teen cheezon ke wajah se chalti hain, entertainment, entertainment, entertainment.. aur main entertainment hoon!

*Filmein sirf teen cheezon ke wajah se chalti hain, leisure, leisure, leisure.. aur essential leisure hoon!
Movie: The Soiled Image (2011); Author: Rajat Aroraa

*Jo essential bolta hoon woh essential karta hoon, jo essential nahi bolta woh essential undoubtedly karta hoon!

Movie: Rowdy Rathore (2012); Author: Shiraz Ahmed

Sab ka badla lega tera Faizal

*Sab ka badla lega tera Faizal
Movie: Gangs of Wasseypur 2 (2012); Author(s): Akhilesh Jaiswal, Anurag Kashyap, Sachin Ok. Ladia, Zeishan Quadri

*Mere baare mein itna mat sochna, dil mein aata hoon, samajh mein nahi

Movie: Kick (2014); Author: Rajat Aroraa

*Bajirao ne Mastani se mohabbat ki hai aiyyashi nahi!

Movie: Bajirao Mastani (2015); Author: Prakash Kapadia

*Ammi jaan kehti thi, koi dhanda chhota nahi hota aur dhande se bada koi dharam nahi hota

Movie: Raees (2017); Author(s): Rahul Dholakia, Harit Mehta, Niraj Shukla, Ashish Vashi

*Woh mere boyfriend ke saath gulu gulu karegi toh dhoptungi hello na

Movie: Gully Boy (2019); Author: Vijay Maurya

How’s the josh? High sir!

*How’s the josh? Excessive sir!

Movie: URI: The Surgical Strike (2019); Author: Aditya Dhar

*Mohabbat thi iss liye jaane diya, zidd hoti to baahon mein hoti

Movie: Jazbaa (2015); Author: Kamlesh Pandey

**SWANAND KIRKIRE PICKS HIS FAVOURITE DIALOGUES
Screenwriter and poet, Swanand Kirkire, who has written dialogues for movies like Chameli and Sivaji amongst others, likens the shape to poetry. He says, “Dialogues are the shortest type of poetry. India is one nation the place individuals nonetheless go waah-waah on dialogues. We additionally love one-upmanship in our traces and to carry that out in a narrative with gravitas and aptitude wants a particular type of expertise.”*Kaun kambakht bardasht karne ko peeta hai

Movie: Devdas (2002); Author: Prakash Kapadia

*Aap namak ka haq adaa karo, essential mitti ka haq adaa karta hoon

Movie: The Legend of Bhagat Singh (2002); Author(s): Piyush Mishra, Anjum Rajabali

*Mera toh itna life kharaab ho gaya

Movie: Queen (2014); Author(s): Anvita Dutt, Kangana Ranaut

*Principal apni favorite hoon!
Movie: Jab We Met (2007); Author: Imtiaz Ali

*Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai, lekin dost first aa jaaye toh zyaada dukh hota hai

Movie: 3 Idiots (2009); Author(s): Rajkumar Hirani, Abhijat Joshi

Tumse na ho payega

*Tumse na ho payega

Movie: Gangs of Wasseypur (2012); Author(s): Akhilesh Jaiswal, Anurag Kashyap, Sachin Ok. Ladia, Zeishan Quadri*Mhari chhoriyan chhoron se kam hain ke?

Movie: Dangal (2016); Author(s): Piyush Gupta, Nitesh Tiwari, Shreyas Jain, Nikhil Mehrotra

*Hum hain to kahan hain, aur nahi to kahan gaye, hum hain to kis liye, aur kahan gaye to kab? Janab hum the bhi ya the nahi…Chutzpah ho gaya humaare saath

Movie: Haider (2014); Author: Vishal Bhardwaj

*Saala yeh dukh khatam kaahe nahi kam hota bey?

Movie: Masaan (2015); Author: Varun Grover

THE DIALOGUE THAT FILM-LOVERS LOVE TO QUOTE…

Itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai, ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milaane ki saazish ki hai. Kehte hain agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaho, toh puri kainaat usse tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai…

Itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai, ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milaane ki saazish ki hai. Kehte hain agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaho, toh puri kainaat usse tumse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai…
Movie: Om Shanti Om (2007); Author: Mayur Puri 7 DIALOGUES THAT BECAME THE NATION’S MANTRAS…

Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh Babu?

*Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh Babu?
(Om Shanti Om)

*Aal izz nicely!
(3 Idiots)

*Thappad se dar nahi lagta sahab, pyar se lagta hai!
(Dabangg)

*Aata maajhi satakli
(Singham)

*Do not offended me!
(Rowdy Rathore)

*Apna time aayega!
(Gully Boy)

*How’s the josh? Excessive sir!
(URI: The Surgical Strike)